Who IS "Dr." Richard A. "The Rabbit" Forman?

This simpering dandy doesn't hold a PhD.
He didn't earn an MD.

So why does he claim to be a Doctor? Simple: He's a Chiropractor.

Give me a break. Ask your doctor if chiropractors are "real doctors." The consensus is: They're quacks!

If anyone ever deserved the title, it's Dick Forman. Since taking over as Principal, he has made no friends among the staff or administration. He hasn't impressed anyone with his commitment to the students. His lack of intelligence is as obvious as the fact that his suits are two sizes too large. By trying to appease everyone, he has satisfied no one. So who is he? The Rabbit came from two schools that were closed down...(Tilden and Erasmus)..not exactly inspirational.....and the rumor mill has it that his wife left him after he pushed her down a flight of stairs! Is this true? Who knows? But it doesn't seem unlikely to those who have worked with him.

openly mocked by students and teachers alike, plotted against by his crack staff of fifteen Assistant Principals.....he seems doomed to failure.

Will someone at least give the man the phone number to a decent tailor?